Kiddy Lit and Bathrooms

A true story.

If you find water seeping into your hallway from the bathroom,

You'll need to rip out the linoleum.

After you rip out the linoleum,

you'll find you need a new subfloor.

While fixing the subfloor,

you'll need to pull out the toilet.

While pulling out the toilet,

you'll remove wallboard on the adjoining shelf.

Upon seeing the ripped wallboard,

you'll investigate a little further.

While you investigate,

you'll realize there are three layers of wallpaper covered in three coats of paint.

While pondering this,

you'll pull out the vanity.

As you remove the sink,

it will crack.

Upon viewing the large crack,

you'll head out looking for a new vanity.

Upon finding a new vanity,

you'll look closely at the old disgusting medicine cabinet.

While removing the medicine cabinet,

you'll find some hidden wallspace.

While looking at the new possibilities,

you'll discover a hot wire.

While taking care of the hot wire,

you'll look at the wallpaper and paint covered drywall again.

While dealing with the mess,

you investigate further.

While investigating,

you remove existing mirror and lighting.

The removal of mirror and lighting

sends spouse in search of new options.

Upon further discussion with spouse,

you will rip out the drywall.

While ripping out the drywall,

you'll be concerned by the tile attached to the drywall.

Upon pondering that further,

you'll realize the dust and mess is too much to deal with.

While in the dust you constantly cough,

leaving a messy trail behind.

The messy trail has now seeped into the hallway,

leaving you to clean up the floor in the bathroom and start again.

*the "you" in the party is my dear husband...who once again is juggling work, home improvement, and life.....