Don't Try This At Home

My kids love after school snack time,

and I haven't come close to topping this one.

If you've been reading this for awhile,

you've learned that I'm a little quirky...

and I'm sure my children will remember me that way.

Hopefully they'll remember my sense of humor

and that I like to have a little fun....

and the time I let them stand on stools

and roast marshmallows

on a cold yucky day...

...and we didn't even burn the house down.

This chandelier has moved down to the art room,

so now I can paint and create to my heart's content,

and maybe even have a s'more.

Or maybe not, since I'm trying my hardest to stay away from

that white substance resembling crack,

....called sugar.